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Gasp as the enervating details of my very least interesting dreams unfold before your very eyes.
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In this dream I wanted to wear a particular top, but when I went to the wardrobe to get it I found it was covered in mould. I checked the jacket I'd last worn it with and it was all mouldy as well so I dreamed I had to throw them both away.
Just after I sold my flat, which process had been a nightmare (pardon the pun), I dreamt that I went round there and found that the freeholder (who was mad in real life) had flooded it but was refusing to take responsibility. Then I woke up, a bit sweaty, but it was just a dream, thank goodness.
I dreamt that I got all scared at work because some unidentifiable dream character (you know the sort of characters i mean) told me that until recently, people who used the internet AT ALL at work were immediately dismissed for gross misconduct. As is evident from the fact that i'm on this blog, i spend a fair amount of time on the internet at work, hence my intense dream fear. Why are all my dreams work-related?
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Last night I dreamt that I was in a cop show, and I had a Shaft-esque style sidekick who was racing to save me from some peril or other.
The boring part? He was stuck on a train to Stratford-upon-Avon.
Just after I sold my flat, which process had been a nightmare (pardon the pun), I dreamt that I went round there and found that the freeholder (who was mad in real life) had flooded it but was refusing to take responsibility. Then I woke up, a bit sweaty, but it was just a dream, thank goodness.
I dreamt that I got all scared at work because some unidentifiable dream character (you know the sort of characters i mean) told me that until recently, people who used the internet AT ALL at work were immediately dismissed for gross misconduct. As is evident from the fact that i'm on this blog, i spend a fair amount of time on the internet at work, hence my intense dream fear.
Why are all my dreams work-related?
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