Marvel at the exceptional dullness of my internal life.
Gasp as the enervating details of my very least interesting dreams unfold before your very eyes.
Welcome. Prepare to be amazed.
I can't remember what I dreamed last night but today I have a graze on the inside of my right wrist. I can only conclude that it was so boring I tried to slash my wrists in my sleep.
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