Marvel at the exceptional dullness of my internal life.
Gasp as the enervating details of my very least interesting dreams unfold before your very eyes.
Welcome. Prepare to be amazed.
Last night I dreamed somebody gave me one of those nut-and-seed balls made for birds. I ate the whole thing myself.
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You greedy bitch! The other night,I dreamt that I had plucked my eyebrows so thinly that they were only one hair deep all along the brow. Boring, but disturbing all the same.
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You greedy bitch!
The other night,I dreamt that I had plucked my eyebrows so thinly that they were only one hair deep all along the brow. Boring, but disturbing all the same.
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