Canape

Last night I dreamed I was at a smart cocktail party where I was very keen to make a good impression. My ear started itching so I scratched it. When I took my finger away there was an enormous lump of earwax on it. I couldn't think of how to dispose of it discreetly so I hid it among the canapes.

Friends

Look at paragraphs 11 and 12 of this article on the BBC website.

We are legion.

Match

Last night I dreamed I was writing someones name on a gift tag with the only writing instrument available, which was a spent match from a paper matchbook.