Parrot

Last night I dreamed that someone gave me a parrot to look after. There was some confusion though, over whether it was in fact a parrot, or a bottle of bleach.

Suit

The other night I had a very peculiar dream. I dreamed I met my grandfather in the garden. He died in 1983, so this was pretty momentous. I asked him what he had come back for; did he have some important message to impart to me, his only granddaughter, after all these long years? Yes, he said, there was something very important indeed, but it was actually something he rather hoped I could tell him. He needed a new suit; what was my opinion of Paul Smith?