Boring Dreams

Fringe

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:40:00 +0000

A few nights ago I dreamed that my brother cut off a bit of my fringe and I was REALLY ANGRY.

Milk

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:42:00 +0000

The other night I dreamed I tipped a jug of milk over my head.

Earthquake

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:07:00 +0000

The other night I dreamed there was an earthquake but I didn't notice.

Pencil

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed I was sharpening an eyeliner pencil and the end kept breaking off.

Croissants

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:35:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed I bought a selection of continental patisserie.

Hat

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:52:00 +0000

I recently lost a hat. The other night I dreamed I'd found it.

Rent

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:44:00 +0000

I also dreamed I negotiated the rent on a flat.

Coke

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:43:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed I bought two cans of full-fat Coca Cola and put them in the fridge, neatly lined up on the left-hand side.

Pudding

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:15:00 +0000

The other night I dreamed I had a work meeting with someone and she brought me along a lemon pudding.

Medicine

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:20:00 +0000

I keep all my medicines (Anadins, Nytols etc.) in a small zip-up bag in my bathroom. Last night I dreamed that someone had taken them all out of the bag and laid them out on the side.

Rash

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:56:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed I had a blistery rash on my right arm.

Omelette

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 10:15:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed I made an omelette.

Cold

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:01:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed I had a cold.

Fours

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:43:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed I was walking to the station. On all fours.

Nose

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:05:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed I pulled out two long hairs which were growing on my nose.

Parrot

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:58:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed that someone gave me a parrot to look after. There was some confusion though, over whether it was in fact a parrot, or a bottle of bleach.

Suit

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:10:00 +0000

The other night I had a very peculiar dream. I dreamed I met my grandfather in the garden. He died in 1983, so this was pretty momentous. I asked him what he had come back for; did he have some important message to impart to me, his only granddaughter, after all these long years? Yes, he said, there was something very important indeed, but it was actually something he rather hoped I could tell him. He needed a new suit; what was my opinion of Paul Smith?

Morning

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Thu, 01 May 2008 08:08:00 +0000

Yesterday I dreamed I woke up, got dressed, had breakfast and went to work. I then actually did wake up, get dressed, have breakfast and go to work. So you could say I dreamed the future. But in what has to be the most boring way possible.

Barbecue

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:34:00 +0000

I'm not sure this one qualifies really because it is a bit out there, but it's essentially very prosaic so I reckon it's in the mould of the boring Bin Laden dreams mentioned in that BBC article I linked to a couple of months ago, and therefore legit.

My brain appears to have been somewhat preoccupied with the Zimbabwean elections last night, as I dreamed that Robert Mugabe had, among all the fuss and flurry, briefly gone AWOL. He was eventually discovered hiding out in Morgan Tsvangirai's gas barbecue.

Celery

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:20:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed that my brother was given a large bunch of flowers, had a blindfold put on him and was forced to identify each flower by eating it. He managed most of them no problem, but had some difficulty with the celery. Yes, celery.

Cigar

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:20:00 +0000

I had a friend round for supper the other evening, and after the meal he popped outside for a cigarette. That night I dreamed about this, except in my dream, when I let him back in the front door I was mildly surprised to see that he had been smoking not a Marlboro Light but a large cigar.

Toenails

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:06:00 +0000

It's been ages since my sleep was troubled by any dream that wasn't completely riveting, but last night's was a real corker. For some reason, I was examining my feet and couldn't work out why the nails on one set of toes were significantly longer than the other, since I'd cut them all short only last Saturday.

Canape

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:49:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed I was at a smart cocktail party where I was very keen to make a good impression. My ear started itching so I scratched it. When I took my finger away there was an enormous lump of earwax on it. I couldn't think of how to dispose of it discreetly so I hid it among the canapes.

Friends

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:23:00 +0000

Look at paragraphs 11 and 12 of this article on the BBC website.

We are legion.

Match

noreply@blogger.com (Zzzoe) — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:28:00 +0000

Last night I dreamed I was writing someones name on a gift tag with the only writing instrument available, which was a spent match from a paper matchbook.